the things you should know

1) I hate Heroes. I cannot watch it. I started watching it last year because someone told me that Kristen Bell was in it. Yea, for about 10 seconds, once every four episodes. I started watching Gossip Girl because she's the damn narrator. That's gonna have to do. I can't DVR it anymore and sit there fast forwarding through little miss vapid Hayden Panettiere. UGH.

2) I liked Juno. I really did. But it infuriates me that everyone associates the script with Ellen Page and not with Diablo Cody. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against Ellen Page, and I think it would have been a very different movie if someone else had been cast as Juno. But, it also wouldn't have been made without Diablo Cody.

3) I hated The Black Dahlia. I rented it or borrowed it or something from someone and watched it miserably on a plane ride a long long time ago, but it was painful. I didn't like it. I hated Mia Kirshner because at the time, her character Jenny had done something stupid or horrible and I didn't want to look at her face one bit. But I realized my small hatred for Josh Hartnett as a boring, mumbling actor that just kind of grunts and doesn't do much. The only saving grace? Scarlett Johansson.

4) If someone asks to read whatever it is that I'm working on, I get sick. No joke, physically ill. I paced and threw up the last time E read anything that I wrote (I think it was the first chapter of the current project I'm working on, but I could be wrong). I'm not sure why it makes me sick. I mean, I basically bare my soul on this site for the fun of it and I'm fine with it. But, anything else and bring on the gastrointestinal pyrotechnics.

That is all.